Competition 9 - Jan 09 (closed) -
1.How many keys are there on a Piano?
The P&O ferry almost sank when those two *** ladies (**) came on board.
2. Muscat is the capital of which country?
****. I Muscat my hair!
3.Which country's Roman name is Cambria?
How do you get two ***** in a Ford Cambriolet? Cross the Severn Bridge!
4. What's the 3rd biggest country in the world on land mass?
'Not on the hair of my ****** ****** ****' said one of the 3 little pigs...bravely!
