Competition 23 - March 10 (closed) -
1. What battle too place in 1815?
Not tonight Josephine. Your beautiful body with dee sweet cans will have to wait as I've a *** ** **se.
2. Whose boat was the Beagle?
******* ****** grew a ridiculously long beard as his nickname of Beagle (Bald Eagle) got to him in the end.
3. Which country in Mount Everest in?
I need to Everest as I've an *****ling stitch. This is a lot more Hillary than I envisaged.
4. Which discoverer's ships were the Discovery and the Terra Nova?
Great *****! I've just made an awful discovery.....who's that terror over there at the South Pole?
