Competition 17 - Sept 09 (closed) -
1. What is the knee bone called?
Mum's so embarrassing. ******* to get off your knee.
2. Where were the 2000 Olympics held?
If your nickname is '****** Single' or 'Norman No mates' then the chances are you didn't get invited to a Millennium Party.
3. What do you call a formation of words that imitates the sounds associated with the objects or action they refer to, ie the roar of a lion?
I opened the front door and ************ of lions were sitting there roaring like a couple of good'uns.
4. What was the old Roman name for Wales?
How do you get two whales in a Ford *******let? Cross the Severn Bridge!
