Competition 14 - June 09 (closed) -
1. What is the World's 7th biggest most populated city?
I didn't realise how small the 7 dwarfs were. Never mind knee-high, they're not even **** ****!!
2. Which airport serves Edinburgh?
When the landlady puts her head in bra it does **** heads in the Public *****.
3. When is St David's Day, the patron saint of Wales?
'If David Beckham is made a Saint, I'll be the ***** to ***** down the pub to buy a round of drinks'.....'That's very kind of you Mr Beckham!!'
4. What year did the 'Bodyline' series take place?
'Harold?'...'Yes, Mr Jardine'...'Feel **** ** bowl at the line of the body'.'....'Right you are, Mr Jardine.'
