Competition 10 - Feb 09 (closed) -
1. A strong gale is force number what on the Beaufort Scale?
'Hey, Herman, do you like our Strong Ale?' .....'****!'
2. Bottom and who are two well-known characters from Shakespeare's 'Midsummer Night's Dream'?
In midsummer, a ****er bottom on display is certainly commonplace and no bad thing!
3. Zend Avesta is the sacred text for which religion?
********* send a vest a day to his victims, as he can't stop himself leaving his mark.
4. What was Taiwan's former name?
'What's that???'...'It's a quadruple samosa called a '*******'. Taiwan and see what you think...'
